i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.
i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
tumblr is the worst at landscape images ughhhh… it looks better if you click on it i swear??? another print for supanova ohhhh my god its in like 2 weeks im not ready i want to sleep for a month
Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams in The Addams Family (1991)
Role. Model. Plus, I’m getting her words inked on my arm today!
"Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc - we gladly feast on those who would subdue us."
someone come play with my hair until the future isn’t scary anymore
petition for attractive blonde with badass pixie cut to feature in the next star trek movie (and hopefully not die)
WHAT IS THAT
whaaaaat is that
THAT’S HOW THEY MAKE CAMO???????
hydrographics/water transfer printing!! They take a design and float it on top of water, so they can dip 3D objects so they get the graphic on all edges.
I can watch this gif forever
It all makes perfect sense.
But David was amazing and we all watched that really bad action movie and then got sunburns on the beach
oh god that was awful.
i mean, that whole trip started out bad. the morning of our flight i threw up pepto bismol (one of the more interesting colors i’ve regurgitated), you were on death’s door the entire trip, Paula Deen’s restaurant kind of sucked, and no one had a good time
yeah, that trip.